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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

How to drive in a snow storm

There are 2 easy steps to driving in a snow storm and not destroying your vehicle.
1. Assume everybody that's driving the roads are assholes. They WANT to total your car, so keep your eye out.  They're out there!
2. Slow down, ya prick. Stop trying to take corners at 25mph. You look like a douche even when the roads are dry.
I hate the snow. And I hate seeing SUVs and big ass trucks hurling down the streets at 60mph. I don't want to die because you have a small dick and need to over compensate.


  1. So true though! People always do this in Maine. I was worried about my car! Not because of my driving, but because of others!